Here's a list of every rule of life Olivia gave the viewer.
- 3. If you have to sit next to a little brother eating spaghetti, you better wear a raincoat.
- 4. If you really want to hide your baby brother, change his diaper first.
- 5. Not everyone can wear red, especially when you're pink.
- 6. Even when little brothers are being quiet they can still find a way to bother you.
- 7. Whatever the question, Costumes are always a good answer.
- 8. Never miss a very important party.
- 12. Sometimes other people's idea of fun is very different from your own.
- 14. If you wake up your baby brother up from a nap, sometimes he'll get upset, and sometimes your mother will too.
- 19. Sometimes you just have to use your big voice.
- 21. Little brothers don't know anything about being a mommy.
- 24. If you have a pet that never, ever, ever moves, watch out 'cause one day he will.
- 25. Just because it's called a veggie loaf, it doesn't mean it can't be something more exciting, like a veggie castle.
- 27. One good thing about little brothers: something they get how funny you are.
- 28. I know this is hard to believe, but more of something isn't always better.
- 30. Just because your brother eats a wild animal doesn't mean he is one.
- 31. Most people think animals don't talk, but they do, they just talk very quietly.
- 33. Baby brothers are cute, but they don't always know what there talking about.
- 34. Sometimes your lucky tights are luckier that you thought...
- 36. If you're stuck being cow number 2, It's good to have a moon to jump over.
- 38. Just because a dog looks cute in a nurse's hat doesn't mean he's a very good nurse.
- 41. What's the point of bringing kids to work if they can help?
- 42. If it weren't for mothers, little brothers would be very stinky.
- 44. Sometimes children know better than their parent, but we never tell them.
- 46. Walking up things is harder than walking down them, but the view is beautiful.
- 47. School glue has many uses.
- 48. If you really really want something, it helps use triple please.
- 49. Little brothers always wants the same things you want.
- 50. Being a flying reindeer takes a lot of energy, so it's good to feed them vegetables.
- 51. If your mom is having a baby and she asks you weather you want a brother or a sister, that does not mean you're really gonna get the kind you ask for.
- 52. Never seat your customers under an angry squirrel with acorns, unless they insist.
- 53. When playing a cowbell, never underestimate the importance of enthusiasm.
- 54, Mothers know lots of things, but only grandmothers really know how to pack for a vacation.
- 55. If the teacher says "no" to a sea lion or an elephant, a tiger is probably out of the question.
- 56, If you want to have a dog walking business it's better to just stick to walking dogs.
- 58. When you walk dogs, it is better if you only walk dogs.
- 65. For some reason, headbands make you feel faster.
- 68. If you build a really big solar system, make sure you have a really big bedroom door.
- 74. A crying baby is not always a bad thing.
- 88. A while can be a very, very, very long time when you're 6¾.
- 100. Red is the very best color for absolutely, positively everything.
- 110. It's important to use fancy French words when you talk about ballet.
- 111. No matter what planet your brother is from, he's probably still going to have bad manners.
- 114. Be nice to your toys and stuffed animals, because one day they may end up helping your best friend.
- 129. A little appreciation goes a long way.
- 147. Most of a time, little brothers ask silly question and sometimes they ask really good ones.
- 312. Even a plain old peanut and butter jelly sandwich tastes special when you pull a really good trick on your little brother.
- 472. Everyday is a good day to play dress up.